Dec 13, 2010

HOW TO: Be A Bad Bitch

HOW TO: Be A Bad Bitch

How to be a Bad Bitch featuring "Itty Bitty Piggy" by Nicki Minaj.

Oct 18, 2010

Some of the Many People Who Live Inside Me

I CANNOT stain these carpets

Allow us to introduce Craigery Morgan, a 20-year-old aspiring comedic actor from Orlando, Florida.  The description of this video, in his own words is, "Just a little video displaying some of the many people that live inside me LOL."  Check it out!

Oct 4, 2010

A History of Rap: Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake & The Roots




The title of this blog posting pretty much says it all.  Justin Timberlake is such an incredible musician, artist and performer.

JT droppin' it like it's HOT!  Check it!

Sep 3, 2010

iPhone 4: FaceTime - Big News Parody



We have all seen an ad or two for the new iPhone 4 FaceTime feature, along with the numerous parody versions poking fun at the original Apple ads. Clearly Inc. found this recently posted FaceTime parody to be pretty damn funny. ;)


Jul 20, 2010

Masturbate for Life: Sometimes Love Needs a Hand

Sometimes Love Needs a Hand

MASTURBATE FOR LIFE with DJ Lubel, Tiffany Dupont and Chris Carmack
"Sometimes Love Needs a Hand."  Directed by Bob McKeon.

Jul 4, 2010

Maya Angelou Recites a Craigslist Classic from the 4th of July

Big Gay Sketch Show: Maya Angelou
America's Treasure, Maya Angelou recites a Craigslist Passage for us from the 4th of July....."Happy 4th of July!"

Jul 1, 2010

Very Mary-Kate: Back to School

Very Mary-Kate: Back to School

Part of growing up is getting a good education of course.  Well, we can all take comfort in knowing that Mary-Kate has decided to dedicate herself to that good education as well.  It's going to be a LONG road for her to obtain a good education.  Let's just get her any education to start and hope for the best.  Those who are already familiar with previously posted episodes of Very Mary-Kate might be happy to know that our friend the evil dragon is making an appearance again, so "SHHHH!"

Very Mary-Kate: Philip Seymour Hoffman 2

Very Mary-Kate: Philip Seymour Hoffman 2

Today we're back with some more Very Mary-Kate.  Let's face it, some things are just plain hard for Mary-Kate, really hard!  ;)

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Jun 20, 2010

Very Mary-Kate: Moving Day

Very Mary-Kate: Moving Day

We're back with more Very Mary-Kate.  According to Mary-Kate, Bodyguard is responsible for everything related to her body, including all of the stuff with which she surrounds her body.

May 18, 2010

Sign Out Sing Talk: Tik Tok Parody


Ok, this is some good stuff!  A parody of the breakout single "TiK ToK" by recording artist  Ke$ha.  Great job on the lyrics.

More from Ke$ha:
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Blah Blah Blah
Your Love Is My Drug

May 9, 2010

Very Mary-Kate: Nightmare


Very Mary-Kate: Nightmare

Very Mary-Kate, the unofficial biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, is a ridiculously hilarious web-series created by actor, writer and comedian Elaine Carroll.   In this episode, Mary Kate comes knocking on Bodyguard's door in the middle of the night seeking his assistance.  

"Quiet Evil Dragon, we're trying to conversate over her!"  lol



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May 3, 2010

Seinfeld Trailer - The dramatic, touching, uplifting story of George Costanza


Seinfeld Trailer - George

We here at Clearly Inc. clearly loves Seinfeld.  Even to this day, we find ourselves incorporating various expressions and other Seinfeld-born humor.  ......."Who is this???"....... CLASSIC!

Though it has been 11 years since the series has been off the air, the show lives on in syndication.   In fact, this year the series remains in the top 10 most syndicated US television shows.  And if that isn't enough, Jerry Seinfeld rakes in an astounding $82 MILLION per year in residuals from that little "show about nothing."   Ok, for a show about nothing, that $82 million sure as hell appears to be something -- or at least the kind of nothing I am seeking.

This cleaver video uses a collection of clips of scenes with the character George Costanza (played by actor Jason Alexander) and rearranges them to create a dramatic movie trailer about George.  Now, the dramatic, touching, uplifting story of George Costanza.....





May 1, 2010

Sassy Gay Friend: Othello


Sassy Gay Friend: Othello

Clearly Inc. brings you more sass from our Sassy Gay Friend.  Today's clip shows how things with Desdemona would have turned out MUCH different if only she had a Gay Sassy Friend!


"The Sassy Gay Friend" is a series of short sketches developed and performed by Second City which is the long-running improvisational comedy enterprise founded originally in Chicago has come to consistently be a starting point for comedians, award winning actors, directors, and others in show business for over 50 years. 


  

Apr 23, 2010

Sassy Gay Friend: Hamlet

Sassy Gay Friend: Hamlet Clearly Inc. was quite tickled with this recent find which combines some of our favorite topics together in some smart comedy -- The Gays, The Classics and The Drama.  Wrap that all together and you get "The Sassy Gay Friend." 

"The Sassy Gay Friend" is a series of short sketches developed and performed by Second City which is the 
long-running improvisational comedy enterprise founded originally in Chicago has come to consistently be a starting point for comedians, award winning actors, directors, and others in show business for over 50 years. 

This particular clip takes a looks at how the classic tale Hamlet by William Shakespeare could have ended MUCH differently if Ophelia had a Sassy Gay Friend.  Hmm, we think we foresee a potential new catch phrase too (just in case we didn't already have enough of those these days).

Apr 20, 2010

Little Britain - A Conversation with Linda

Little Britain - Linda Conversation YouTube Video

From the HBO sketch comedy show Little Britain here's "A Conversation with Linda."
 

Apr 4, 2010

Handsome Men's Club

Handsome Men's Club YouTube Video

Check out a recently filmed meeting of The Handsome Men's Club featuring a star studded group of Hollywood's Handsomes.  Jimmy Kimmel serves as the club's President currently and coincidently The Jimmy Kimmel Show is where this segment aired originally.

Let the narcissism and self aggrandizing begin!


Clearly Inc. would like to take this opportunity to thank all the disgusting and unattractive people of the world for being who they are.  It is these unattractive folk who help to make we attractive people so damn irresistibly attractive. 

Apr 1, 2010

E-Trade Baby Responds to Lindsay Lohan Suit

etrade Baby on the Jay Leno Show YouTube Video

As was widely reported last month, Lindsay Lohan filed a lawsuit March 10, 2010 against financial giant E-Trade for its commercial about a "milkaholic" baby she claims is named for her -- and wants $100 million for pain and suffering.  The ad shows a boy baby apologizing to his girlfriend for not calling the night before. "That milkaholic Lindsay wasn't over?" asks the girlfriend. Apparently Lohan think SO highly of herself that she's a one-name celeb just like Oprah or Madonna, stated one of the attorney's representing Lohan in the suit.  She claims the commercial is a "subliminal message."  REALLY?!?!  No, the message was don't grow up to be like Lindsay (Lohan).  Therefore, I would actually argue this is more like a Public Service Announcement to today's youth!


On March 19, 2010, Jay Leno featured an interview with the 'boy baby' from the ad to give him an opportunity to respond to the situation.  That's a pretty smart baby.  He sums it all up with one word...."LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!"   Clearly Inc. has posted about Lindsay in the past.  We were pleased to get the word out about eHarmony Profile in hopes that Lindsay could find true love.  In case you missed it, check out Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile  posted on Clearly Inc. on April 9, 2009.


Mar 4, 2010

Axe Clean Your Balls

Axe Clean Your Balls YouTube Video

Do you have dirty balls that need cleaning?  Axe Clean Your Balls.



Feb 25, 2010

Green Screen Usage - Wow, that's a lot of Green

Stargate Studios Virtual Backlot Reel 2009 YouTube Video

This video is from the Stargate Studios Virtual Backlot Reel 2009.  Green Screen, or chroma keying, is a technique for mixing two images or frames together in which a color (or a small color range) from one image is removed (or made transparent), revealing another image behind it.  A common example is the television weather man standing in front of the weather map images.  This video shows examples of just how often Green Screens are used in television filming these days.  It's quite amazing to see what you thought was real is all just an illusion.

Feb 22, 2010

Court Stenographer



From the January 30, 2010 episode of Saturday Night Live - Court Stenographer.

Feb 19, 2010

That's What She Said



Ok kids, get out your pen and paper and get ready to take notes.  In this lesson, the historical origin of the popular phrase "that's what she said" is examined.

As for me, I've been there, done that and I've got the t-shirt!  :)

Jan 12, 2010

Mariah Carey and "That" Speech

Ok, so Mariah Carey was presented with the Breakthrough Actress award at the Palm Springs International Film Festival awards gala on Tuesday, January 5th for her performance in the film Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire.  I have not yet seen the movie, but have heard great things about the movie and I want to see it, soon hopefully.  She is clearly drunk, which makes for a bit of an embarrassing speech.

This first video is her actual acceptance speech, in its entirety.  The short version has been getting much more circulation around the web, but I think seeing her entire speech shows that she does pull it back together for the actual content of the speech.



The following night, Carey attended the People's Choice Awards which gave her an opportunity to comment on the previous night's happenings.  The following video is her chatting with reporters backstage.



Ok, that's it.  Congratulations Mariah and thanks for the laughs -- good save.