Hearsay at Metro Weekly: Review of recent social events, local celebrity, gossip, Washington DC guide to gay and lesbian nightlife, bars, dance clubs

From June 14th, 2007 MetroWeekly:

 

With a cherry on top... Hearsay just loves the call of the wild. So when it heard that Cherry was moving to the already wild time of Pride weekend, well, it sounded like a wild, wild weekend for the ages! Let the games begin, somebody proclaimed -- but Kat ''Call Me Baby'' Danaher proclaimed it the loudest and longest. So begin they did. They dressed up the old City Museum for Cherry's Main Event Saturday night, and the place looked gorgeous, from the outside in. It was a hot event. There's was the hot performance from Breathwaite, singing and sharply dancing with his hot crew of hot backup dancers to his hot new song, co-produced by the night's hot DJ, Dan De Leon, firing up Don ''Oh Happy We'' Trott, Carlos ''Home Sweet Homo'' Arias, Al ''Wild Child'' Baggett, Paul ''Wonderman'' Richard and the ball-capped muscle bear couple Bob Halbert and Onelio Lopez, among the thousand-plus dancing throng. 

All about the Penis Power....

This is an interesting one to watch the whole way through. Her presentation technique is a bit shocking at first, but almost everything she is saying is in fact very true, IMHO. One other thing to note, the women sitting next to her is her mother, i swear!

Good Morning Meth - SNL

Good Morning Meth SNL Skit -


UPDATED:  Good Morning Meth (the repost)

Project 365: How to Take a Photo a Day and See Your Life in a Whole New

People will often say that their whole lives flashed before their eyes after they experienced a traumatic event. Perhaps it’s a bit morbid, but we think that sounds pretty incredible.

When Taylor McKnight started taking a photo a day on January 1st, 2004, he never imagined the project would not only serve as a way to remember a year, but also help him understand what was important to him in his life.

Whether it was his relationships, his career, or his fashion sense, recording a photo a day for a whole year left him with a rich visual history of his life. And it made him a better photographer to boot!

Now that he’s in the middle of doing it for a second time, we asked Taylor to write about it for us. Read on for our tutorial on how and why to create your own daily photographic history.

Project 365: How to Create a Daily Photographic History
www.photojojo.com/content/tutorials/project-365-take-a-photo-a-day/

Who Said LSD Doesn't Harm Others???

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