Jan 30, 2007
Jan 15, 2007
Horny Homo Ruins Hapless Hetero's Credi
19-Day Phone Sex Bender Ends in Fine, Jail
For the record, we've never used a sex hotline to get our rocks off. We've got a very active 
It seems Thomas took it upon himself to steal Liverpool's Anne Jeffrey's SIM card and spend 19 weiner-wacking days on the line. While certainly that's a lot of money, Thomas merely got a slap on his presumably sore wrist. UK law prohibits exhorbant fines for the unemployed, meaning a Liverpool judge could only fine Thomas £500 for his offense, in addition to 12 weeks in jail. Though following the law, Judge Nick Sanders wasn't happy about it. He says:
Your own gratification has caused others to suffer considerably and one can only feel sadness for the victim who faces horrifying debt... I would like to order compensation in full but the law requires me to take into account your means.
Who says masturbation's a victimless crime?
(Image courtesy Matthew Page-Hannify.)
Jan 12, 2007
Jan 4, 2007
Dec 6, 2006
Get Ready! Here comes another dose of CRACK
CRACK is a night of edgy and absurd performances and games as dealt to you by the producers of TAINT and hosted by the naughty SummerCamp!
at DC9 (1940 9th Street NW)
Show starts at 10 pm
Doors open at 9 pm
$10.00
Breaking News: Jesus Christ agrees to perform at Crack
Attention all good boys and girls: Christmas is coming early this year. Jesus Christ has agreed to perform at Crack 3: XXX-Mas. I guess we won't have to wait for the Rapture to meet J.C. after all...we'll only have to wait until Saturday, December 9th. That's only four short days away. So save the date and start praying for forgiveness. I wonder what he'll do for his big number? I'm sure it will be miraculous. Hopefully he won't get stage fright and just hang around backstage.xo
-SummerCamp
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