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Get Ready! Here comes another dose of CRACK

CRACK is a night of edgy and absurd performances and games as dealt to you by the producers of TAINT and hosted by the naughty SummerCamp!

Saturday, December 9th
at DC9 (1940 9th Street NW)
Show starts at 10 pm
Doors open at 9 pm
$10.00


Breaking News: Jesus Christ agrees to perform at Crack

Attention all good boys and girls: Christmas is coming early this year. Jesus Christ has agreed to perform at Crack 3: XXX-Mas. I guess we won't have to wait for the Rapture to meet J.C. after all...we'll only have to wait until Saturday, December 9th. That's only four short days away. So save the date and start praying for forgiveness. I wonder what he'll do for his big number? I'm sure it will be miraculous. Hopefully he won't get stage fright and just hang around backstage.
xo
-SummerCamp

Kelly is keeping her pen busy these days...

I came across this picture online yesterday accidentally on completely unrelated bussiness (well, sort of). But I just wanted everyone to see that the Kelly - Shoes CD is personally autographed as promised. NO REALLY!!!! lol

 

From Txt Msg Breakup to Txt Msg DIVORCE

Britney gives her personal touch -- text message -- to break the news to Kevin Federline


Oct 31st, the latest Kelly music video is released entitiled "Txt Msg Breakup" -- 6 days later Britney Spears features her own real life Txt Msg Divorce from Kevin Federline. The video shows him when he received the tragic text from Britney, informing Federline of her intentions to file for divorce, which she did the following day.

BEWARE the Text Message Revolution! Text Message....your life in 160 characters or less....

Kelly - Text Message Breakup

Here's Kelly's latest video Text Message Breakup -- yea, I'll just leave it at that......;)

Shakira - Hips Dont Lie spoof

Go to the official shakira spoof homepage at www.myspace.com/shakiraspoof