Jackie & Debra

Why Jackie and Debra are no longer boyfriends.....

Hearsay at Metro Weekly: Review of recent social events, local celebrity, gossip, Washington DC guide to gay and lesbian nightlife, bars, dance clubs

From June 14th, 2007 MetroWeekly:

 

With a cherry on top... Hearsay just loves the call of the wild. So when it heard that Cherry was moving to the already wild time of Pride weekend, well, it sounded like a wild, wild weekend for the ages! Let the games begin, somebody proclaimed -- but Kat ''Call Me Baby'' Danaher proclaimed it the loudest and longest. So begin they did. They dressed up the old City Museum for Cherry's Main Event Saturday night, and the place looked gorgeous, from the outside in. It was a hot event. There's was the hot performance from Breathwaite, singing and sharply dancing with his hot crew of hot backup dancers to his hot new song, co-produced by the night's hot DJ, Dan De Leon, firing up Don ''Oh Happy We'' Trott, Carlos ''Home Sweet Homo'' Arias, Al ''Wild Child'' Baggett, Paul ''Wonderman'' Richard and the ball-capped muscle bear couple Bob Halbert and Onelio Lopez, among the thousand-plus dancing throng. 

All about the Penis Power....

This is an interesting one to watch the whole way through. Her presentation technique is a bit shocking at first, but almost everything she is saying is in fact very true, IMHO. One other thing to note, the women sitting next to her is her mother, i swear!

Good Morning Meth - SNL

Good Morning Meth SNL Skit -


UPDATED:  Good Morning Meth (the repost)

Project 365: How to Take a Photo a Day and See Your Life in a Whole New

People will often say that their whole lives flashed before their eyes after they experienced a traumatic event. Perhaps it’s a bit morbid, but we think that sounds pretty incredible.

When Taylor McKnight started taking a photo a day on January 1st, 2004, he never imagined the project would not only serve as a way to remember a year, but also help him understand what was important to him in his life.

Whether it was his relationships, his career, or his fashion sense, recording a photo a day for a whole year left him with a rich visual history of his life. And it made him a better photographer to boot!

Now that he’s in the middle of doing it for a second time, we asked Taylor to write about it for us. Read on for our tutorial on how and why to create your own daily photographic history.

Project 365: How to Create a Daily Photographic History
www.photojojo.com/content/tutorials/project-365-take-a-photo-a-day/

Who Said LSD Doesn't Harm Others???

Google Gulp

Quench your thirst for knowledge. At Google our mission is to organize the world's information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information's usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who's using it. That's why we're pleased to announce Google Gulp(BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.

Think fruity. Think refreshing. Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you'll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.

How to get Gulped? You can pick up your own supply of this "limited release" product simply by turning in a used Gulp Cap at your local grocery store. How to get a Gulp Cap? Well, if you know someone who's already been "gulped," they can give you one. And if you don't know nyone who can give you one, don't worry – that just means you aren't cool. But very, very (very!) soon, you will be.

Google Gulp and Your Privacy

From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex™, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy

SNL - Weekend Update: Really!?! with Seth & Amy

No, REALLY!!!!! ROFL

Bush Call's MLK, Dr. Meth King in Speech 11-13-06

Horny Homo Ruins Hapless Hetero's Credi

19-Day Phone Sex Bender Ends in Fine, Jail

For the record, we've never used a sex hotline to get our rocks off. We've got a very active imagination that involves two hands and we've never been one for speaker phone. A one Carl Robert Thomas of the UK, one the other hand, he loves them. How much does he love them? Enough to spend £9,000 of stolen dough on telephonic titillation.

It seems Thomas took it upon himself to steal Liverpool's Anne Jeffrey's SIM card and spend 19 weiner-wacking days on the line. While certainly that's a lot of money, Thomas merely got a slap on his presumably sore wrist. UK law prohibits exhorbant fines for the unemployed, meaning a Liverpool judge could only fine Thomas £500 for his offense, in addition to 12 weeks in jail. Though following the law, Judge Nick Sanders wasn't happy about it. He says:

Your own gratification has caused others to suffer considerably and one can only feel sadness for the victim who faces horrifying debt... I would like to order compensation in full but the law requires me to take into account your means.

Who says masturbation's a victimless crime?

(Image courtesy Matthew Page-Hannify.)

And then.....

An inside look with Björk and P. Diddy

LOVE IT! LIVE IT! LEARN IT!